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So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
Still no good
Then came..
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
They put up a sign reading
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good.
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